Top 20 for January 7, 2008 at 4PM

This entry was posted by owl on Monday, January 7th, 2008 at 4:00 pm.

This Day in History is our attempt to make sense of the top 20 Google searches on any given day. We reserve the right to edit and abridge this list as we see fit, which is especially dependent on how tired we are by the time we get into the 15s.

01 Gary Zerola – The rape trial of one of People Magazine’s Most Eligible Bachelors begins tomorrow.
02 Carmen Kontur Gronquist – What kind of a day is it when someone isn’t saying something about someone else’s nude photos?
03 Nose Bidet – ISO sinus relief? Apparently millions of other people are too.
04 Beth Ann Chester – A teacher is accused of sending nude photos.
05 SMU – Presumably related to the football coach’s move from Hawaii to Southern Methodist.
06 Heritage.org – They probably said something about Ronald Reagan’s enduring legacy.
07 Kyle Brandt – The soap opera actor is in the news for unknown reasons.
08 Don’t be that Girl – Dr. Phil’s recent pro-bono work for Britney makes this book ever more enticing, right?
09 BCS Game – Foot-ball?
10 Election Tees – A website that sells painfully uncreative political t-shirts is getting some major airtime.
11 Lattie Mcgee – Something apparently related to Steve Wilkos and Jerry Springer.
12 USS Hopper – Did Dennis Hopper turn republican because they named a Navy ship after him?
13 Moshe Gavrielov – A brand new tech CEO.
14 LSU Fight Song – MP3.
15 USS Port Royal – Along with Denny Hopper, the Port Royal was intimidated by the Eye-ranians.
16 National Championship Game – Yep.
17 Ohio State Fight Song – Just tide yourself over with the LSU one.
18 Golden Globes Cancelled – Actors threatening to boycott the event may have led to the cancellation of a really, really important masturbatory awards show.
19 USS Ingraham – Another warship involved in the Gulf of Tonkin Strait of Hormuz incident.
20 Hillary Cries – The Senator teared up during her response to a question about how she “does it” on the presidential campaign trail.