Top 20 for January 9, 2008 at 4PM

This entry was posted by owl on Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm.

Ontario has the best looking kids.

This Day in History is our attempt to make sense of the top 20 Google searches on any given day. We reserve the right to edit and abridge this list as we see fit, which is especially dependent on how tired we are by the time we get into the 15s.

01 Kinsey Scale – Now you too can quantify your homosexuality (or reinforce your homophobia)!
02 Tony Harris – Press surrounds an article about the former star basketballer’s descent into madness.
03 Diablo Cody – The Juno writer may be on the fast track to becoming the next Alexander Payne. But who will become her Paul Giamatti?
04 Maria Lauterbach – The pregnant Marine was slated to testify on an event that she’d witnessed at Camp Lejune. Surprisingly, she’s disappeared!
05 Jack McClellan – I’m not sure if the web wants us to be the self-proclaimed pedophile’s friend or sworn enemy.
06 Mark of the Beast – As in “Idaho Man Sees ‘Mark Of The Beast,’ Cuts Off And Microwaves Band.”
07 Quadrillion $3 quadrillion bill? What $3 quadrillion bill?
08 Mini Goldendoodle – I only like golden-brown goldendoodles.
09 FHMs Hottest Golf Girlfriend – Call her Alli Spencer, even though she also answers to “Hey you, FHM’s Hottest Golf Girlfriend!”
10 Sonia Vasi – Some of you may wonder if Spencer and Vasi will ever be FHM’s Hottest Golf Girlfriends.
11 Brothel – The vocab word of the day either refers to headlines “Polish Man Finds Wife Working in Brothel” or “Ex-Virginia Mayor Pleads Guilty To Running Brothel Out Of Strip Mall,” or both.
12 Hasty Pudding Award – A Harvard society gave it’s annual oddly non-sarcastic award to the entertainer of its choice.
13 Ryan Mallett – This young fella left Michigan football for unknown grasses elsewhere.
14&15 The Dauphin Island Bridge – Is where Lam Luong – deposited his 4 kids.
16 Steve Segars – The boyfriend of the dead hiker is likely working on his movie deal.
17 Air Jordan XX3 – Finally, an eco-shoe! It comes complete with a Romanglish model number.
18 New Hampshire Voter Fraud – It’s always a little satisfying when the politicians are out-frauded.
19 Culinary Union – The real question is, are free gourmet meals part of the deal for Mr. Obama?
20 Stanley Hotel – A hotel in the Falklands is going to close. Next thing you know, Hong Kong will go back to the Chinese.