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This Day in History is our attempt to make sense of the top 20 Google searches on any given day. We reserve the right to edit and abridge this list as we see fit, which is especially dependent on how tired we are by the time we get into the 15s.
This Day in History is our attempt to make sense of the top 20 Google searches on any given day. We reserve the right to edit and abridge this list as we see fit, which is especially dependent on how tired we are by the time we get into the 15s.
Owl: The Owl & The Bear contains zero grams of trans fat.
Bear: Therefore, it must be good for you!
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Bear: Let’s just say, for the sake of argument, that you’re a goddamn idiot and nobody likes you.
Owl: WTF!?!
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When I think about you I touch my stump. Ooh, I don’t want anybody else, oh no, oh no, oh no.
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News you won’t find anywhere else:
Britney Spears’ performance at the VMA awards was amazing. Her choreography was amazing and she lip-synched perfectly.
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Owl: Here’s a headline from today’s news: “Gay musician skewers presidential candidates.”
Bear: Do you think they mean that literally?
Owl: We can only hope.
Bear: Why are presidential candidates only ever metaphorically skewered?
Owl: I guess they want to keep it serious.
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“I am not gay, I never have been gay. Well, maybe once or twice.”
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Bear: Amy Winehouse! Amy Winehouse! Amy Winehouse! Amy Winehouse!
Owl: Who?
Bear: Beehive!
Owl: Yeah, alright.
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How many roads can a man walk down/before he’s totally fucking exhausted?
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Bear: AIM is sooooo college.
Owl: And gChat is so workplace.
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12.7 out of 10 kids seen at WalMart are fat.
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Oh, you’re so cute and too tan! I just want to baste you! Yes I do! Yyyess I do!
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The only good thing about Back to School is the fact that I get to spend more time waiting in lines (plotting murder).
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