Clown College? You can’t eat that
Paid for by the nut industry
Call the Night’s Watch
Or, why we’re thankful to live in San Diego
Dirty, dirty Titian!
Slug to the gut
Have a bituminous Christmas!
Stamp of disapproval
In the hollowed halls of justice
The one that always knocks
American Werewolf Gothic
Can also be used as a life-preserver
Owl and Bear will now be publishing original cartoons. Here’s our first one:
Calling time on traditional values.
America can’t admit that Muslims are okay.
President Obama, the liberal media announced this morning, has won the Nobel Peace Prize.
What do you do when you walk out and this rain-wet kitten covered with flies drags itself out of the empty lot onto your property? You think it won’t make it a few more steps and it mewls when you get close and when you get close it’s covered not only by flies but maggots […]
An O&B reader tipped us off to a news item that will no doubt dominate the airwaves for weeks, if not years, to come; it’s likely to even surpass the recent Michael Jackson Corpse-stravaganza in newsworthiness. Yes, something dreadful this way comes, and we’re proud to be the website to unleash it. So shocking is […]
CA’s State Parks Generate $4.3 Billion Annually Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to close 80% of California’s state parks to address the state’s $24 billion budget deficit—even though park visitors pump $4.32 billion into the economy each year. In Grave Danger, Flat-Tailed Horned Lizard Gets a Reprieve The rare reptile may have one last chance, thanks to […]
Larry King, godfather of the softball question, published an autobiography earlier this week, called My Remarkable Journey. In the book, King finally answers all of the softball questions that have plagued our minds since he took to the airwaves in 1913. By promising King that we’d model our interview after his “promote, don’t go for the […]
On April 29, Barack Obama turns 100. Presidents sure do grow up fast. In many ways, the first 100 days are the most important time in a president’s career, perhaps due to the lopsided attention and arbitrary, question-begging importance bestowed upon them. If you’re looking for 100-days coverage, you’re in the wrong place. Maybe Maury […]