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Proposition to Rename Sewage Plant after Bush Fails; Sewage Plant Retains Dignity


The people of San Francisco—that’s a city in California, for all you “real” Americans—have voted against Proposition R, which would’ve renamed the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant.

Now, I dislike the high-pressure sewage treatment lobby as much as the next guy, and we here at Owl&Bear try to give them as little publicity as possible. Therefore, you may have already asked yourself why we’re even bothering to write about this. The answer lies in the proposed name for the plant: The George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

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Press Release: Sarah Palin Agrees to Write for Owl&Bear

For immediate release:

After offering to help reshape the face of journalism in this new age—and being subsequently turned down by principled news outlets everywhere, and even Fox News (for now)—Alaska’s governor and former GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin (remember her?) has agreed to write for Owl&Bear.

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Califone, Robbie Fulks to Give “A Big Brain Benefit” For Stricken Singer Diane Izzo

Chicago music luminaries Robbie Fulks, Califone, Sally Timms, the Waco Brothers and others are playing “A Big Brain Benefit” at 7 p.m. Sunday, November 9 at the School of the Art Institute Ballroom, 112 S. Michigan. The concert will benefit Diane Izzo, a singer-songwriter who recently had a $100,000 operation to remove a crippling brain tumor. Tickets are $20.

You can buy tickets through TicketWeb. If you want to donate, go to www.dianeizzo.com and use the PayPal link to donate funds directly to Diane and Marco. More info after the jump.

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Dubya’s Highlight Reel

I will enjoy shipping Bush back to Texas only slightly more than throwing Sarah Barracuda back into the sea.

Bigots Celebrate Gay Marriage Ban

Jim Domen, the Ted Haggard-looking guy in the middle, celebrates returns for Proposition 8.

When asked his opinion on the passing of the ban, Domen said “The thought of two men having sex is sick and gross. It’s just disgusting. There’s the hairiness, and the anus, it’s just—it just makes me shudder. I probably wouldn’t support a ban on lesbian marriage, but since it’s all or nothing, I have to be a staunch supporter.”

John McCain Is Still a Great Man

I Now Denounce You Chuck and Larry

If We Had a Cartoonist: Picture of You (Voting)

The drawing would be of you, dear reader, looking very dignified and responsible. You’d be in a voting booth casting your ballot.

That’s it. Not too funny, really, but I think it’s an important picture.

OK, fine, you’re in a thong, but it’s in no way a comment on the democratic process. You see, the thong’s underneath your clothes. So it’s your little secret.

Election Day Link Roundup

The AV Club interviews Daily Show correspondent Samantha Bee and Sam Adams describes his experiences at Sawfest, where moviegoers watch all five ‘torture porn’ movies back-to-back. The website Serious Eats lists some ideas for your election night party menu, including ‘Right Wings,’ baked Alaska, and ‘I Can See White Russians From My House.’

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Post-Election Wish List and Predictions

Wishes: President Barack Obama makes an immediate effort to cross party lines. He leads bipartisan efforts to regulate lobbying and electioneering. Obama appoints John McCain and Hillary Clinton to high level posts in his cabinet. Obama pushes for environmental legislation that works to cancel out Bush’s eight years of efforts to weaken regulations. Obama succeeds in providing at least catastrophic health coverage for every American. The Obama Administration works to cut spending and also revamps or creates more targeted social programs. Dick Cheney has his final heart attack, preferably while walking alone in the wilderness.

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Win a Copy of ‘Sunday at Devil Dirt’ by Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan

Owl&Bear is giving away a copy of Sunday At Devil Dirt, the second installment of duets from Scottish belle Isobel Campbell and gravelly guy Mark Lanegan.

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David Byrne Does His Part

The apparently Scottish-American Talking Heads singer (who also writes a great blog) sent out a mass email this evening with some thoughts on tomorrow’s vote.

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Owl&Bear Podcast vol. 105

Think I’ll save suicide for another year.

The Owl & Bear Podcast vol. 105

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Mississippi (Alt.) - Bob Dylan
Out Like a Light - The Panics
I Left My Heart All Over The Place - Tim Rogers and the Twin Set
A Man Like Me - Beulah
Arms Of A Thief - Iron And Wine
Red Alert - Angela Desveaux
Measuring Cups - Andrew Bird
Standing Bird - Love Psychedelico
Carol and Sanford - The Hectors
Black River Killer - Blitzen Trapper
Jodi - The Dodos
Floating in the Forth (Live) - Frightened Rabbit
Leggy Blonde - Flight Of The Conchords
Creation Stepper - Pit Er Pat

On Joke Names for the Helpless

Sarah and Todd Palin understand disability so well that they gave their son, who was born in April with Down syndrome, a joke name: Trig Paxson Van Palin (”in homage to the rock band Van Halen“).

I can’t argue that any child named for Van Halen shouldn’t be mentally disabled, but the joke first name and the rock star double-whammy makes me wonder if the Palin train of thought didn’t go something like Heck, he’s retarded; he’ll never know.

Sure, the Palin family names have been joked about for some time (”Track” is second-worst), but Trig Van Palin is beyond the pale. I can’t imagine the Palins opening their garden variety kids up to quite the same level of ridicule.