Anne Coulter, Nate Silver, Ode To Obama
Time for a little poetic justice, everyone: Anne Coulter’s jaw has been wired shut. An unprovoked John Ziegler becomes progressively more unhinged in an interview with 538.com‘s Nate Silver. Eskimos have 100 words to describe snow, but ‘hindsight’ isn’t in Ted Stevens’ dictionary. The Pentagon agrees to not doctor images that it sends to the press. George W. Bush is shifting his minions into career positions so that Barack Obama can’t fire them. The president also issued a pardon to Leslie Owen Collier, who was convicted of poisoning a bald eagle. White House shill spokeswoman Dana Perino has stopped Googling herself because blogs can be ‘so vitriolic.’ Katon Dawson had to resign from his whites-only country club before running for the RNC chairmanship. Elementary school principal Stephen Lewis is responsible for the racist ‘Ode To Obama‘ in the Murfreesboro Post. Atty Gen. Mukasey has an (ironic?) portrait of Orwell in his office. Dick Cavett lampoons the ‘Wild Wordsmith of Wasilla’ and her ‘assault on the English language.’ The Onion discusses Mark Cuban’s insider trading charges. In New Orleans, someone gets murdered every 40 hours.
